I'm Not Gay

An angry little salt shaker with its arms crossed, for the friend who just can't let it go.

A rooster and a lollipop. You can work out the rest.

A laughing Buddha, arms up, showing off the body of a god. Just maybe not the god you pictured.

A rainbow up top, a rainbow STRAIGHT in the middle, and the punchline at the bottom.

Somewhere in between, and fine with it. Heavy block letters.

Some parts of you just want to explore. Crude, loud and very Vegas.

It's a bit. Mostly. Hot pink IRONICALLY to seal it.

Point the arrow, stand next to your friend, and let the room decide.

Arrow included, so your bestie gets the credit. Rainbow GAY up top.

Rainbow letters, zero confusion. Loud on purpose.

A free shot is a free shot. Retro bold letters for last call.

Everybody has a price. Vegas just says it out loud.

The arrow points straight up at you. Self-awareness, printed big.

Toxic to the max, and proud of it. Hot pink letters with attitude.

What's your superpower? A party trick that never gets old.

Hot pink script for the city that never sleeps. Wear it on the Strip, on Fremont, or on the flight home.

But bitch, I'm tryin'. For the gym, the buffet, or both in one day.

She let me see them titties. Not subtle, never was.

Flip the script. Classic engraved lettering with BOOBS in hot pink.

I also have a gun, a shovel and an alibi. The dad shirt every date needs to see.

One for you, one for your partner in crime. Hot pink BFF with an arrow pointing both ways.

Just kidding. Go f*** yourself. For people who say exactly what they mean.

So I became an asshole. Dreams do come true.

Yes or no, and the X lands nowhere near the box. A shirt that answers for you.

Technically true. Hot pink GAY so nobody misses the punchline.

Clears things up, then doesn't. Clean bold type that reads from across the bar.

Principles are principles, but rent is rent. Big bold letters for your next Vegas night.

The only answer when someone asks if you want in. Big, bold and ready for a Vegas weekend.